I was searching the internet for good pick up lines, and I came across these:
Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai.
Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.
Yamato - "you seem a bit stiff, but i still got wood"
Naruto - "I've got nine tails, think you can take them all in one shot?"